Step into the command line of chaos with this bold, no-nonsense T-shirt, designed for those who see through the system and laugh anyway. Featuring a hilariously cynical directory of today’s political landscape, this design mirrors the absurdity of modern governance with real-world command prompts that hit too close to home.
From “absolute power” (because, why not?) to “FEMA… Figure Everything Mostly Alone,” this tee lays out the system files of dysfunction in the most DOS-friendly way possible. DOGE is the people’s crypto, and so is this shirt—designed for those who navigate bureaucratic glitches, trillion-dollar “experiments,” and disappearing benefits with nothing but wit and a keyboard shortcut to sanity.
💾 Wear it. Command respect. And remember, “It’ll only hurt for a while.” 💾
Perfect for political satirists, free thinkers, and those who just like a good throwback DOS aesthetic.
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